Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?