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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?