Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?