Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Where do actors go to pray?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's the most athletic footwear?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do math teachers eat?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?