What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?