What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?