What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?