Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?