What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Which state is the cleanest?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?