What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Where was Noah born?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why do cats love to work?