What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What math figure is also in the band?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?