What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?