What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Who is friends with everyone at school?