Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do cats wear to work?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?