What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do fairies always drink?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?