What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What horn never makes a sound?