How do you measure a millennial?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?