What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do elves learn in school?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What makes music in your hair?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?