What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?