What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?