Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What animals love to close envelopes?
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