What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What sweet treat never panics?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What time does everyone love to drink?
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