How long do chickens work?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What is the coolest country?