What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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