What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?