What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
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