What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the stair machines call each other?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What is the wealthiest fish?