Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.