What bird helps you stay dry?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What animal has the most fun?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?