What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What did the confused bee say?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

How do you make a bandstand?