Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?