What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How long will dinner be?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
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