What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?