What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

How long will dinner be?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Where do mice leave their boats?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why don't fish play basketball?