Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How long will dinner be?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.