What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
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