What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's E.T. short for?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
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