What do naked fish play with?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Which singer could always break a five?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why was the snake coughing so much?