What reads and lives in an apple?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which computer won the talent show?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?