Why is a computer so smart?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where do surfers go to school?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How do you get kids to do something?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?