Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why was the fish so smart?