What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Did you know about April 1st?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why didn't the melons get married?