What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
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