Someone stole all my lamps.

What do mice do when they're at home?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

It's allergy season again?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?