What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
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