What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why are puppies so flexible?

What fish only swims at night?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why are all priests fit?