Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why are winter days great?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Which president loved to take baths?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.