What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?