Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What famous scientist will try anything?

How is life like toilet paper?

What sport do horses love to play?