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What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?