What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Families are like fudge.

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?