What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What animal floats best?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?