Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Where does water do all its banking?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?