Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call a silly hill?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?