What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

The museum curator needed a break.

What style of music weighs the most?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?