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What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call a vacation at home?

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Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?