What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
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