What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
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