What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What sport is full of interior designers?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why don't ants get sick?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do cats go on vacation?
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