What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the strongest animal?
What time of day was Adam created?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
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