What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why was the dog overweight?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?