Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?