How are mountains able to see?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What bird is always sad?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do bees say in the summer?

How do you get kids to do something?