What's the opposite of irony?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What animal likes to party the most?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?