Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
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