What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

How do hurricanes see?