Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?