Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
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