Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do elves learn in school?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
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