Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What are baby potatoes called?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?