How do you massage a chicken wing?
Give it a dry rub.
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are books always so angry?
What is the coolest country?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
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