What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which state has the best streets?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the cow afraid?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Where do kittens go to school?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?