Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which former US President was always cold?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?