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Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Where do polar bears vote?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why are winter days great?

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Why do kids love theater classes?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

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Where does breakfast live?