What did the calf play in the school band?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?