What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why are all priests fit?