How can you make 7 even?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do math teachers love March?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

That bird won't stop squawking.