What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What nationality are most fish?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call a very small Valentine?