Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?