What's a pirate's favorite color?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?