What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why did the tomato turn red?