What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?