What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why do trees try new things so often?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?