What did the shower say to the toilet?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What fish sings the best?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?