What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?