What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Two silkworms got in a fight.