Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?