Where do books sleep?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?