Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call an Irish spider?