What did the iceberg say to its dad?
You're the coolest!
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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