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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why do bees buzz?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?