What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?