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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?