Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?