What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why is winter considered holy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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