What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do automobiles fly?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is the smallest lion?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the frog starve?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
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