What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What day is your mom always right?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?