What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What sound does a witch's car make?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What animal loves Indian food?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?