Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?