What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?