What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What is a cow's dream job?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?