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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

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What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

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What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Which bug is related to you?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

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