What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are skeletons so calm?