Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What time of day was Adam created?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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