Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why do all the planets get along?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are fish such good architects?