Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
When do mice play every day?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!