Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why is money so stubborn?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
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