What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What's a forklift?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?