What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?