What do teachers do during summer break?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?