Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?