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Hissssss-tory.
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What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
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