What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?