What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why was the storm actually calm?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why was the mime upset?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do little fish love to play with?

Which hot drink loves golf?