What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
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