What might you call waking up in the morning?

Where does water do all its banking?

How do you make antifreeze?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What birds make average students?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?