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Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the turkey cross the road?