What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What season begins with a thud?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What nationality are most fish?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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