What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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