What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

How do hurricanes see?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?