What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?