Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What kind of computers do horses use?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Which family member has tusks?

What makes music in your hair?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?