What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How do hurricanes see?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which bug is related to you?
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