Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why is furniture so generous?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

How do fall and winter say hello?