What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the echo get detention?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why do cats love to work?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?