Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
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