How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's the most determined bird?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?