How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

How do hurricanes see?

What sound does a witch's car make?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How do automobiles fly?