What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?