Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do elves learn in school?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's E.T. short for?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

I like telling Dad jokes.