Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which singer could always break a five?

Where do surfers go to school?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?