What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you call a sad latte?

Which is the worst season?