Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Which subject has two parts?