What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How did the toad die?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?