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How long will dinner be?

How does dinner smell?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

How do you cut the ocean in two?