How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is the smallest lion?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
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