What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?