How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!