How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
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What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
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