How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you find at the end of everything?
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