How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How does the moon cut her hair?
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