Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How did the coach get his quarterback?